Manzanas

What do you call oppressed apples?
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Apple Jews

the funniest thing ever

it will taint your view of the song forever (no pun intended)
Best Bukkake porn name ever
and it has its own theme song
you won't have to change a thing





COME TOGETHER with JOE COCKER and ENSEMBLE

zoe makes me happy

What do you call a midget with a great sense of style?
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A Metronome

Stars

poetry is to hard too bee put in such disregard.
poetry is too tough for all of this flough.
poetry sucks.

maybe later

procrastinating
is such a long word
that
i wanna put off writing it

Joke numero dos

Why do trees spend so much time away from home?
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Because they go to BOARDing school!

joke #1

What do you call a bug that loves flowers, but is afraid to admit it?
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A HUMBLEBEE!!!!